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a jew
"hey, look at that jew!"
by ksuu May 26, 2009

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A self sufficient people. They are blamed for mostly everything bad that ever happened ever because Jews are easy scapegoats.

An example would be in the middle ages when the Bubonic Plague (Black Plague) was rampant Jews were the only demographic that wasn't getting it due to the fact that all Jews living where the plague was lived in close knit healthy communities differing from the peasants living in squalor usually getting it. That of course was blamed on the Jews.

Another example would be the Holocaust. Hitler was a pathetic man with one testicle and hate in his heart. He decided to take out his anger on the Jews, gays, gypsies and others by winning the hearts of the easily impressed German populace with his moderate speaking skills. Jews did nothing wrong to anybody and everyone smart knows this.
"Awe man I failed math for the year, it must be that slimy Jew David Goldstein's fault.."

Ignorant man 1: "You know that Jew family across the street?"
Ignorant man 2: "Yeah they seem like nice people.. But they are plotting our downfall as we speak.."
by Jewbro69 June 23, 2011

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People of the Jewish religion. Contrary to some of the anti-semitic definitions here, Jews are regular people like you and me who just want to live in peace and be left alone. The reason why Jews are successful is because of hard work and dedication as well as perseverance. When we say we're "Chosen people", we don't mean that we're better than non-Jews. Rather, we believe that we are chosen to follow God's laws. Despite constant and mindless hatred through their turbulent history, the Jews were able to succeed and thrive in many countries. Modern Jews today are very tolerant and open-minded, save the Hasidim. Jews, unlike Christianity and Islam, don't try to shove their religion down your throat and convince you that their religion is the only true one. Jews have very rich and cultural traditions including kick ass ancient hebrew songs like Hava Nagila. A lot of the world's greatest scientists such as Albert Einstein were Jews. Jews are also used as common scapegoats and blamed for every problem under the sun. For those of you who post anti-semitic definitions of Jews I have one thing to say to you: go fuck yourselves. The fact that a population of 14 million people that make up .001% of the world drive you insane, it says a lot about you more than it does about Jews.
It's also interesting to note that Jews are criticized for being stingy but there are many wealthy Jews who give away their money to various charities. They have developed useful technology and medicines that benefit all of us around the world. Think about that before you spout your hatred.
by Wake Up July 07, 2013

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1. A person who follows The Jewish faith.
2. Noah Powers
Noah Powers is a Jew because he follows the Jewish faith.
by Hdhdbdhehjs72747/772 December 09, 2011

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A person who practices Judaism , short for Jewish.
Brett won't be in school today, it's a Jewish holiday and he is a Jew .
by KingBiscuit44 January 06, 2016

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A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005

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A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)
by Hebrew Hunk April 28, 2007

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Besides having the biggest dicks of all other religions, (besides mormons), Jews were instrumental in bringing about the weekend. Unions will try to take this credit, but it was the Jews.
We should thank the Jews for having weekends
by str8pmpn June 30, 2014

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