Random: Why are you going to kill two clowns?
Reincarnated Hitler: See, no one cares about zee Jews!
2. Stop acting like a Jew and give me that money you owe me
3. Gentile: "Jews sunk the Titanic"
Semite: "What? The Titanic struck an iceberg you fool!"
Gentile: "Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, you Jews are all the same to me"
To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.
Fritz the German: Oh, sorry, here's twenty bucks
Iranian: Don't be sorry that whole thing never happened
Mel Gibson's dad: He's right you know
-Asking your mates to pay you back for the text they sent from your phone
- only shopping at sale time
- picking up a coin off the group thats less then $1
- not tipping
- waiting for your 5cents change