a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
by kilog1000 September 07, 2009
1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth
1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change
by churchv3 January 03, 2008
1. Noun. A person who practices Judaism
2. Verb. The act of trying to scheme another person to acquire money or simply, personal gain. In some cases it could be solely to cause the other person to lose something.
1. David is a Jew.
2. David, stop Jewing Ali by trying to sell your sandwich to him for $5.

Common Jewish names are David, Saul, Shlomo, Shaloma, Susan, Owen, Russel, and Melanie.
by crackthesky69 February 10, 2008
A term used to describe a person or object that means they

1- have weird or unusual charecteristic.
2- have problems being outcasted
3- Also, when you dont like something, you can call it a Jew, or Jewish.
A- Mary is going out with that ugly kid named Jackson. She's such a jew.

B- John was such a Jew the other day when he wore his purple skinny jeans and a neon pink Tee.

C- John's purple skinny Jeans are so Jewish!
or
John's Skinny Jeans are a Jew!
by Andrew Jacksonson November 28, 2007
The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.
"Oh hell naw! Dem Jews are robbing a store!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag!"
by Non-Semite October 29, 2006
a smallish-hobbit like person with very large features (nose and ears especially) most of them are nicknamed "'ella"' and live around small jew cribs or in the ghetto.
guý-"wow that kid over there has the maddest jew nose."'

girl-"yeah they must be jew, they even respond when we call out ella."'
by yumgom September 29, 2009
1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk.
2. A derogatory term for a tightwad
3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose
1. Jesus was Jewish
2. Give me some money you fucking Jew!
3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard!
3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish?
-Julius Caesar-
by Wanghis November 15, 2008
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