a jew
"hey, look at that jew!"
#judaism #jewism #jews #islam #muslims
by ksuu May 26, 2009
Anybody that actually takes urban dictionary definitions for the word "Jew" seriously enough to complain about it.
David: "Damn, she complained about THAT?"
Kyle: "Must be a jew."
by johnny got his gun June 16, 2005
The worst thing to happen to East Brunswick New Jersey
I hate East Brunswick New Jersey, The whole town is filled with Jews
#jews #jew #jewish #kike #heeb
by MrFixx June 15, 2010
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
#jew #sheeny #baseball #gold #money #fag #amish
by T4m4rr4 January 13, 2010
a smallish-hobbit like person with very large features (nose and ears especially) most of them are nicknamed "'ella"' and live around small jew cribs or in the ghetto.
guý-"wow that kid over there has the maddest jew nose."'

girl-"yeah they must be jew, they even respond when we call out ella."'
#ella #jewish #ghetto #jew-cribs #j-hole
by yumgom September 29, 2009
An extremely cheap person that wears a funny little hat
Why, look at Morty, Susan, isnt he just a little Jewish bastard!
#jew #jews #jewing #cheap #yamucha #hannukah #dradel #jewyness
by 47africans March 18, 2009
1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk.
2. A derogatory term for a tightwad
3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose
1. Jesus was Jewish
2. Give me some money you fucking Jew!
3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard!
3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish?
-Julius Caesar-
#fuck #jew #jewbag #gabwej #fags #fag #faggot #faggotry
by Wanghis November 15, 2008
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
#jew #zionist #zionism #satan #hitler
by GeniusSloth September 08, 2008
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