The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.
"Oh hell naw! Dem Jews are robbing a store!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag!"
by Non-Semite October 29, 2006
1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.
1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.
by PvtChurch May 12, 2005
Besides having the biggest dicks of all other religions, (besides mormons), Jews were instrumental in bringing about the weekend. Unions will try to take this credit, but it was the Jews.
We should thank the Jews for having weekends
by str8pmpn June 30, 2014
A slang word for: Did you
Yo stevey, jew go to that party last night?

Na man i had to do somthing, jew?

Nope.
by Bro Down November 13, 2011
See Avi Spector.
Avi Spector is a Jew!
by monkey hugger tree November 20, 2008
another form of the word you, when talking to a Jewish person.
"RACHEL! What are jew doing?!
by choysee! July 10, 2008
1. A person who follows The Jewish faith.
2. Noah Powers
Noah Powers is a Jew because he follows the Jewish faith.
by Hdhdbdhehjs72747/772 December 09, 2011
A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue
Woh! Look a Jew :D
by gir is great May 06, 2011

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