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100.
Jew
The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.
"Oh hell naw! Dem Jews are robbing a store!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag!"
by Non-Semite October 29, 2006
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43.
acronym for jimmy eat world. punk band from the late 90s.
and the sweetness will not be concerned with me...

sweetness-j.e.w.
by DANglefest June 12, 2008
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44.
jew
Junior Enlisted Warrior (military slang, E-1 to E-3)
Get me a couple of them jews to come clean out this company office.
by dj32089 December 05, 2012
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45.
jew
Someone who supports the Israeli Army whatever attrocities it does in Gaza or Lebanon
John: Those terrorists in Gaza are a threat to Israel and every jew on the planet. They should burn in hell.

Stacey: they're six-month old babies and they did burn

John: Kudos for the IAF
by zbezial October 06, 2009
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46.
Jew
A group of people that many dislike.
Jew: Hello, I'm Jewish.
Normal Person: Ew, I fucking hate you.
*punches Jew in the face and pisses in Jew's mouth*
by Salad Time August 19, 2007
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47.
Jew
1. A person who follows The Jewish faith.
2. Noah Powers
Noah Powers is a Jew because he follows the Jewish faith.
by Hdhdbdhehjs72747/772 December 09, 2011
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48.
Jew
A shorter way of writing "do you".
jew wanna come to chess club hurhur?
by shawenda November 03, 2011
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49.
Jew
1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk.
2. A derogatory term for a tightwad
3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose
1. Jesus was Jewish
2. Give me some money you fucking Jew!
3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard!
3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish?
-Julius Caesar-
by Wanghis November 15, 2008
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