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a person belonging to the ancient Hebrew tribe of Juda
there were originally 12 tribes in all living in what was then Israel; however, since that of Juda was the largest, non-Hebrews (called Gentiles, after a considerate group of people whom the Hebrews had much contact with in ancient times, and is also where the English word "gentle" is derived) came to know the entire group, as well as the religion they practised, as Jews/Judaism
* most "Jews" today do not descend from the tribe of Juda; but, as stated above, are simply known as such for being from Israel or being of said religion

Jew is also used as a derogatory term for those who fit into the Jewish sterotype (cheap, money-hungry, unfair, or unscrupulous in business) which came about due to the fact that, during the height of the Roman empire, only citizens of Rome were required to pay taxes and abide by mercantile laws; the Jews were not citizens and therefore Jewish merchants were not inhibited by the aforementioned laws and therefore seen by Romans as being cheap, money-hungry, unfair, or unscrupulous in business

a stereotyped description of a Jew is of having a large nose and frizzy hair and speaking in yiddesh

Jews stereotypically have first names ending in -mon and last names beginning with a precious metal and ending in -berg or -stein
For best example of Jew: see South Park (a cartoon satire set in South Park, Colorado)
Kyle Brovlowski is a Jew
Eric Cartman hates Kyle for being a Jew

You God-damn Jew, shut your filthy Jew mouth,
you can't throw those nunchakus away can you? your jewish blood won't let you, not when you payed $8.00 for them.

names: first: Solomon, Bechmon
last: Goldberg, Silverstein
by farged November 29, 2007
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Text abbreviation for "did you"
by Dsmrookie July 06, 2009
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1. A religion that believes Jesus, their Savior, has not come yet to take away their sins and die for them.

2. A mean name you call someone when you are mad and cannot swear: most likely meaning stubborn, ignorant, annoying, evil, stupid, and so on.
1. The Jews are waiting for Jesus to come.

2. That stupid Jew keeps stalking me and annoying me!
by thedocinatortatorskator March 28, 2011
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1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items.

2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.
Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch?

Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food.

Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter?
David:No.
Katey:Jew.

Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there?
Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.
by Mr. Monty's Magic Stick January 26, 2010
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(n) a young guy, usually named Ben, and characterized by that giant nose we all know and love.
douchebag #1: hahaha look at that hamiltoe over there
douchebag #2: yeah i hear he's just a Jew
by haharich91 January 30, 2011
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1. Noun. A person who practices Judaism
2. Verb. The act of trying to scheme another person to acquire money or simply, personal gain. In some cases it could be solely to cause the other person to lose something.
1. David is a Jew.
2. David, stop Jewing Ali by trying to sell your sandwich to him for $5.

Common Jewish names are David, Saul, Shlomo, Shaloma, Susan, Owen, Russel, and Melanie.
by crackthesky69 February 10, 2008
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The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
by T4m4rr4 January 13, 2010
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