The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.
"Oh hell naw! Dem Jews are robbing a store!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag!"
by Non-Semite October 29, 2006
Anybody that actually takes urban dictionary definitions for the word "Jew" seriously enough to complain about it.
David: "Damn, she complained about THAT?"
Kyle: "Must be a jew."
by johnny got his gun June 16, 2005
verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them
1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents
by Hot dog Bunning May 12, 2005
1. Synonym for homosexual
Enrique is a fucking jew, he prefers the hershey highway over poon.
by Rachel Paul April 01, 2007
a smallish-hobbit like person with very large features (nose and ears especially) most of them are nicknamed "'ella"' and live around small jew cribs or in the ghetto.
guý-"wow that kid over there has the maddest jew nose."'

girl-"yeah they must be jew, they even respond when we call out ella."'
by yumgom September 29, 2009
1. A practitioner of Judiasm, generally portrayed with a long nose, and as a backstabbing jerk.
2. A derogatory term for a tightwad
3. A dirty backstabber with a long nose
1. Jesus was Jewish
2. Give me some money you fucking Jew!
3a. Why'd you stab me Pinocchio? Fucking bastard!
3b. Brutus, why didn't you tell me you were Jewish?
-Julius Caesar-
by Wanghis November 15, 2008
Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion.
Eli'sha: 'God's cool!'
Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.'
by MC Impious October 30, 2008
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