The bane of Humanity; The Destoyers of the Earth; SOmehting that needs to go down the well; Getting CHeated out of money; short for a Jew-Bag.
"Oh hell naw! Dem Jews are robbing a store!";" The Jewss will cause the apoloclypse"; "Throw the Jew down the well, So my country can be free!"-Borat; "Oh man I just got Jewed by the insurance company!" "Man you arn't just a Douche-Bag your a Jew Bag!"
by Non-Semite October 29, 2006
something with high standards and great body.
ooh what a handsome jew i am! when anyone enters mobius, they'll think of my brilliant penus.
by jewish jewjew July 11, 2009
A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
People who practice Judaism should be called Judaists(after all that was the original term for someone who practiced Judaism), not Jews because almost half of Israel's Jewish population is secular(non-religous). But they still consider themselves Jewish because Jews are an ethnic group, not a RELIGIOUS GROUP.
by Yehudi September 02, 2005
hilarious.
big bushy beards.
small hats resting on their head.
yum!
:P
julie the jew is an example of jews
by Rachull November 18, 2007
people who were blamed, and treated like dirt.
i am part jewish. i have ancestors who were jewish, but later on, one of them switched to christianity though i stand proud and tall as a jew.
by admin jew June 09, 2007
-A person of Jewish Decent. A rich person or highly inteligent person. (99.9% of jews are quite wealthy and are very smart).
I can't believe Karl Marx, Hitler, Steven Spielberg, Albert Einstein, Leon Trotsky, Alan Greenspan (head of fed reserve basically in charge of all the money in the gov), Ben Stiller, and Johnny Ramone were Jewish (besides hilter who was 50% jewish)
by german jew May 26, 2005
made hollywood and the nba, and although cheap, at least can boast the astonishing amount most of them make, also ridic smart-(einstein, da vinci, and the 25 percent of all nobel prize winners), not to mention great entertainers-(speilberg, kubrik) so keep talking shit, while we just up our resume
Adrien Brody, Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Brody, James Franco, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Dylan, Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Jeremy Piven, Scarlet Johansson, Natalie Portman, Harrison Ford, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Paul Newman, Ben Stiller, Leonardo Da Vinci, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Arnold 'Red' Auerbach, Bill Maher, Sandy Koufax, Albert Einstein are all jews!
by Kenny Weinstein August 31, 2007
a religion/ethnic group that religiously, all catholic people have in them (or at least had ancestors after jeasus who still practiced this religion). i have studied religiously about catholisisim and saw that all catholics have ancestors of this religion, and i do myself now that i have mentioned it. i am proud to be a jew. anyone who is catholic should be proud of their jewish ancestors. i know i am.
i have not as recent jewish ancestors, though i am still proud. i dont plan on celebrating jewish things, but i am still proud of my jewish backround.
by udfreak June 10, 2007

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