jew egg

An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.

Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!

by Keifer Sterner December 7, 2006

Jew Egg

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021