jew waiter: (n.)
an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)
don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!