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Jew Tang Clan: n. Informal
A group of Jewish kids that love rap music and live in NYC. Their role models include but are not limited to the Beastie Boys, Ali G. (not a Jew but could pass for one) and A Tribe Called Quest – just cause their dope. Requirement: The clan in question was a break dancing crew at one point but it fell apart when they discovered MBA programs, law school, and Med school.
I used to have a sick Jew Tang Clan but I got a 700 on the GMAT and now I have to go to NYU for my MBA...
The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas.
He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.
so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.
so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short
and thats the origin of the word jew.
Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....
cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
Cheap Jewish Basrerd,
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew
I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
a name given to those who choose not to live by any rules but their own.
- did you hear about those guys at the weekend?
- no, what guys?
- 5 guys pillaged a small village and raped every man, woman and jailbait child within it.
- oh the shire boys, yeah i heard about that.
A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.
Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!
"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."
The various locations where Jewish kids 6 to 16 are shipped off every summer to give their parents and nannies a break from them. They all go for years and years and learn to love it and are turned into good little Jewish boys and girls. Often the location of the first kiss, first hand job, first... well let's just say there are a lot of firsts at Jew camp. (For a good example see the movie Wet Hot American Summer)
Jamie Smith: Hey what are you doing this summer?
Rachel Cohen: Oh I'm going to Jew Camp duh!
Jamie Smith: Oh.. yeah I go to church camp.
Rachel Cohen: Yeah.. um we have sex in the gazebo and go water skiing...
jewish guys, irish livers
jew boys who party like the goyim
oh those aepi-ers are at it again with their antics
A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?