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25. jetta
A crappy German import car typically driven by college students, mostly males ages 18-21.

A car bought by college yo boys mommies and daddys for them so they can better fit in.

A cheap yet trendy German piece of crap automobile that is easily customizable driven by college students who usually stick lots of meaningless bumper stickers on the back in a desperate effort to seem cooler than they really are.
Kyle's new Jetta is kickin. He properly fits in with his peers and can now live his life in the flock with all the other sheep.
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1. Jetta
a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.
Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.
by PW Jan 11, 2003 add a video
2. Jetta
A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.
There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.
by Bungalow Bill Jun 28, 2002 add a video
3. Jetta
A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.
Praise the Jetta...





Touch it.
by #4 Feb 1, 2005 add a video
4. Jetta
a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.
"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."
5. Jetta
A very cool car that's fun to drive, well styled, and will fall apart after 2 or 3 years.
"I really loved my Jetta until it needed $2000 of repairs three days after the 2-year warranty expired."
by anonymous Jul 23, 2003 add a video
6. jetta
The Jetta is a beast european car that will eat hondas alive......rarrrrr....The VR6 with a nasty turbo will say hello and goodbye to V8's everywhere if you look in images you will see my Hungry Jetta......with the 17's
Crowd: OMG LOOK ITS A Jetta
2005 V6 mustang guy: you really think that lil ricer is gonna beat me???
..3...2...1....go....
VROOM
Mustang Guy: holy cow i think i just soild my panties...
by Macdaddycain300 May 5, 2005 add a video
7. Jetta
03 Jetta GLI....I recommend anyone who's gay and thinks that Jettas are for girls test drive this magnificently fast car.
by Drego Apr 23, 2003 add a video
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