jesustinance
That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.
jesustinance by Robopoet January 4, 2009
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jesusiest
adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.
jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011
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Jesustini
a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.
Jesustini by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008
jesus time
1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.
jesus time by Solocidal January 30, 2008
jesuspie
A fictional pastry used to illustrate a persons inability to understand and discuss theology through any angle, especially in the academic world.
Would you like a piece of jesuspie? You unbelievably opinionless, both mentally and verbally challenged timewaster.
Jesustini
a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.
Jesustini by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008
jesuspieces
Orginated in a dairyqueen in Fairfax Va, this tasty bit of food, is little candys shaped like our savior, tasting like peanutbutter, it is so tasty, almost like having an orgasm in your mouth, with out geting involved with an act of sex, the best candy ever, availble at your local 7-11 1!
jesuspieces by Rockinthecandyworld August 21, 2004