jesusmaker 

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".

I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.

jesusmaker by drew buryme June 12, 2009

jesusiest 

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.

That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met

jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011

Jesslie

Jesslie is the most beautiful girl and has a way with people most can’t relate to. She can read you like the back of her hand and will fight with and for you whenever the challenge arises. She has the biggest smile you’ll ever see and lights up every room she walks into. Every guy wants her but she’s got the one she already needs. She is amazing and talented in all ways. If you know a Jesslie become her best friend, because she's amazing

"Oh my godness who's that?"
"That's my best friend Jesslie"
"She's pretty hot tho"

Jesslie by idkwhatiamdoing_Kenny December 21, 2019

jessline

The cutest mother that will ever live on earth of course...

Oh Damn is that the motherly Jessline?

jessline by Jesslinefan March 7, 2017

Holy JesusCakes! 

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

jesuspie

A fictional pastry used to illustrate a persons inability to understand and discuss theology through any angle, especially in the academic world.

Would you like a piece of jesuspie? You unbelievably opinionless, both mentally and verbally challenged timewaster.

jesuspie by Aelgfan. March 17, 2007

jesuslicker 

A person or people who make it a point to exploit religion for personal gains, whether it is promote themselves in the public eye, to artificially pearch one above another's beliefs or further push the exclusivity of their group.

That Jay Austin certainly was one big jesuslicker. He really had those BBC motherfuckas fooled

jesuslicker by Buzzsaw Jones March 22, 2005