jesussy 

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.

My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.

Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021

Getting Jesused 

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

Getting Jesused by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

Jesused

When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

Jesused by College Football Guru October 23, 2009

JesusSuit 

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.

Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.

JesusSuit by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014

Jesusist 

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings, but who has renounced the religion built around Him as disparate and hypocritical.

A Christian bases their paradoxical belief system on a Bible that contradicts itself, while a Jesusist's belief system is based solely on the words and deeds of the New Testament Christ.

Jesusist by Vantonia January 9, 2017

jesusiest 

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.

That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met

jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011