jesusmaker 

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".

I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.

jesusmaker by drew buryme June 12, 2009

jesusfuckingchrist 

A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.

When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.

Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.

jesusfuckingchrist by rockythecat December 5, 2009

Jesusfucker 

1. One who fucks Jesus
2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's

"Man that cake was such a jesusfucker! Why don't we go to Chili's more often?"

"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"

Jesusfucker by sarah is radd March 26, 2009

jesusbanger 

An overly religious person who stresses his views onto others whether they like it or not. The difference between a 'jesusbanger' and a person with religion is that a 'jesusbanger' feels that anything conflicting their views should be against the law and states this profusely or takes care of the offense by themself. (See also, 'bible thumper.')

Probably derived from 'gangbanger' as both terms are used to refer to a person or thug who has an overly aggressive personality and certain views which they enforce.

Don't let Jaime come in here during the party. He's a jesusbanger and he's just waiting for an excuse to start something.

jesusbanger by ginandcoke August 24, 2010

jesusfuck 

A curse word and highly irresponsible interjection.

(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)

Mr A: Hey, man, catch!
Mr B: OH JESUSFUCK! *SMACK*

jesusfuck by Garnet Red September 28, 2004

Jesusblock

When you've been raised by a highly religious family and are extremely down bad, that you made poor sexual decisions.

This man had so much Jesusblock he got his girl pregnant.

Jesusblock by Todaisyourdad February 28, 2022

Holy JesusCakes! 

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010