A city where all badasses live doing badass things like kicking ass, beating non-badass people, or just relaxing badass style. Badassians are born badass. Badass city is located in the south region of Mars (Becauses Mars is badass. ew badassians have come to earth, some badassians are Jack Black, MR.T, Wee Man, Bruce Willis, Chuck Noris, Bruce lee, Jesus,Black Jesus, and macho Man Randy savage.
Mr.T: IM FROM BADASS CITY FOOL
Cilvillian: OH Shit!!! your too Badass!!!!
Used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what Jesus would be like if McDonalds and DVDs existed in 4th century Judea.
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.
Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?
Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...
Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?
Well, the people who have gotten the most shit for shit they haven't done. Also, they are the fathers of most modern religion, and it’s not a fucking skull cap it’s a fucking yamaca. Also, I’m a Jew, and I didn't kill, Jesus, the Romans did, we supported it, not because he was a dick, after all, he is a nice guy, but because in order to start his own sect he indirectly got the Jews in his hood in trouble, but they got killed by the Romans too. In conclusion, FUCK ROMANS, FUCK NAZI'S, and FUCK Haters, and I can say this because I am thehaterhater.
Lie: The only thing smaller than a (Jews) Penis is a black man's todo list.
truth: The only thing smaller than a nazi's penis is a black man's todo list.
Supposubly a fiery pit of darkness and doom in the center of the earth run by a little red guy with horns and black hair and big eyes and a little tail with an authentic navajo indian arrowhead hot glued onto the end. his name is satan or the devil. he carries a little pitch fork kinda like the ones you get stabbed through a cherry in your smoothie. anyway, hell is a pit of miserable hell were you have to play an endless game of monopoly with hitler and osama bin ladin. satan is short and to the point...ha ha get it.
Jill: Go To Hell!!!
Jack:kk, see ya
Satan: Hello, welcome to hell, my name is satan, and ur in hell
Jack: No Shit Dude!
the thing that the guy said he got for jb and kg in tenacious d
's jesus ranch. this word probably means absolutly nothin
hey guys i got that aah wiper fluid for ya.
The best frickin' band in the world . Amen .
"I fell in love with a baked patato , and that's when I started to dance ~ In France " Jesus Ranch - Tenacious D