| 1. | Segway Jesus | ||
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Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus. Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.
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| 2. | Jesus Penguin | ||
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1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.
2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas. Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!
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| 3. | stevie baby jesus | ||
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the man who infact looks like jesus,is small like a baby and has the name stevie. he is equivelent to god but yet stevie baby jesus is an atheist. term first used in 2007 at mosinee middle school. man #1 dood i went to steve schara's house last night.
man #2 who the fuck is that. the only steve ik is stevie baby jesus. man #1 thats who i ment man |
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| 4. | Jesusness | ||
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To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy. Akin to Jesus. Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons. Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness. They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell. Technology: Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now. Pirating is Jesusness. Girls: Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn! That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness. Miscellaneous: Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like! Jim: It's Jesusness. Bob: It's the same thing. Jim: True dat. Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness. Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit. |
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| 5. | Jesus | ||
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Saying "Jesus" backwards sounds like "Sausage" try it. Jesus backwards:
Susej = Sausage! Now thumbs up this comment, or I KILL YOU. |
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| 6. | jesus fish | ||
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A small car ornament found on the bumper that says that the person with said ornament loves jesus but just can't spell it. Typical Christian 1: I love Jesus, but it is such a hard name to spell.
Typical Christian 2: You should get a Jesus Fish it says your love Jesus and it has no words on it. |
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| 7. | Blonde Jesus | ||
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(noun, adjective) A blonde-haired person that resembles Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour. Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
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