any guy with long hair who resembles jesus.
guy: I saw george the other day.
dude: whats he up to?
guy: well he turned into a jesus guy.
by george January 21, 2005
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Jesus is a mexican guy who almost got banned from the tomia.ly server and he also got a samsung note 8 that has a verizon rom which gives him nightmares, also Jesus Wants to Sue Verizon

He is also very gay
Jesus (the guy with the note8) hates verizon because his phone is locked
by Arandomtechguy July 13, 2022
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