1.) Jesus Fuck what the hell is that?
2.) Well jesus fuck if she fucks blubie she'll fuck anyone.
A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone
"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."
"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."
"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"
"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"
1. An ecstasy-inducing religious experience.
2. A conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have sex, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
1. An exclamation that is markedly more serious than the traditional words "fuck" or "Jesus." It is pronounced as if there is a comma between the two words: "Jesus, FUCK"
Person 1: What did you and that guy do last night? Did you hook up?
Person 2: You know, he is really religious and stuff. That got in the way, so we decided to Jesus Fuck instead.
When you lay her down on a crucifix, and nail her three times. On the third day, you'll be able to get a rise again.
Bob: "I heard Sara got Jesus Fucked last summer".
Tony: "Is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?"
Bob: "Yeah dude."
Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."
verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.
also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.
When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.
Used in conjunction with jesus christ and the word fuck and/or said at random.
It is said instead of just a simple jesus christ or fuck. Can be used as a verb,
adj, noun, or just about anything else.
Jimmy: Jesus FUCK!
Billy Bob: Wat happened?
Jimmy: I was just killed in Gears.
Billy: Jesus fuck, you're right.