A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.
Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.
Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.
Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!
(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
(Note: True JFs do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)
Josh: Well, as much I'd like to do that, you no perfectly well that I'm a Christian and am not allowed to watch R rated films, nor would I want to... I would want to see the girls though...
Cameron: Oh, dude, I'm your friend, but do you have to throw in Jesus into EVERYTHING. I've told you 50 million times I'm an atheist and don't think God exists. It all just doesn't make very much sense to me. Can you please come over?
Josh: I know you're an atheist, Cam, and that's why I don't want to see you go to... (suddenly he got very quiet)
Cameron: ****? You really think I'm going to **** for not believing in something that doesn't exist and for living a life of sin that I don't have?
Josh: Well, when you put it that way... (silence) But yeah, I believe that because it's the truth, I guess. The Bible says so. I'll come over as long as we don't watch an R rated film. We can watch something else on your huge movie screen. But, will you please come to church, just once with me, this weekend? They have rock music!
Cameron: Fine, can't hurt. I'll come. But can we bring the girls tonight though?
Josh: Sure, but not to have sex.
Cameron: Ugh, you are such a Jesus Freak!
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
The stupid Jesus Freaks gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus Freaks think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.
An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.