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1. Jesus F Christ
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Spoken by a troubled soul, a person fluent in most heanus of sware words though due to a religous tendancy struggles to link 'Fuck' or 'Fucking' to his/her lord above blaspheme's..
Stjohn - "Margaret, why u aint cleaned my car bitch?"

Margaret "Jesus F Christ SJ, that cunting Landrover gets so dirty up our motherfucking mile long drive, do it ur fucking self"
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by Chris cacc Aug 14, 2009 share this
2. J.F.C.
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J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".
Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
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by jabron Dec 24, 2007 share this
3. Ctrl+f
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When looking for a particular word on a page, type that word into the ctrl+f box to be taken to it.
Ctrl+f "page"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004 share this
4. jesus f christ
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short for saying "jesus fucking christ"
Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!
by Brian Feb 28, 2005 share this
5. Jesus ring
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n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.
Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005 share this
6. Jesus H. Christ on a Bike
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The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
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by Gaz Edmunds Sep 6, 2006 share this
7. J.T.F.C.
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Abbreviation For When Someone Fucks Up So Bad Theres No Words For It. Abbreviation Stands For Jesus Tity Fucking Christ.
When Your Fire Chief Trys To Intubate A Manikan And would Have Killed The Patient J.T.F.C.
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by Rather Not Say Oct 9, 2006 share this
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