| 22. | kanye west | ||
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A rapper who has recently become popular for his hits Jesus Walks and Diamonds From Sierra Leonne. The former is well known for powerful images in the music video, including a klan member crafting a burning cross, as well as its deeply religious theme. The latter hit is acknowledged for its haunting music video which shows conflict diamonds and the children who toil to produce them. However, it is also recognized because, despite the powerful images in the video, the song was not originally associated with the cause and the lyrics do not correlate to the message.
West is often said to be cocky, notably because of his actions at the 2004 American Music Awards, when he criticised the decision that denied him an award. However, he is also known as one of the only famous rappers to openly address and condemn hip-hop's homophobia, as he himself has a gay cousin. Kanye West can be both egotistical and talented, but his personal beliefs seem to be the most interesting part of his character
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| 23. | bevets | ||
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Bevets is a sweet little boy who loves jesus and the bible. He was born a little odd on account of my having sat on a bag of mothballs when I was pregnant, but he's a darling little scooch anyway, and he just loves posting on that internet. We've had to buy him a bunch of computers because he can't control his drooling problem so well, but it's worth it so that he has an opportunity to play with his internet friends. Sometimes he gets so mad at them! It's adorable! In order to help him argue about jesus, we had cousin Steve (Steve knows lots about computers) write up something called a "Pearl Scripp" that makes it so that any button Bevets hits with those fat little fingers automatically posts a new bible quote or a pointed excerpt from one of those evil evolutionary biologists. He sure does love it, and when he shouted "THANKS UNKA STEVE" it was about the cutest thing ever. I'm so glad he has the internet to play with, because god knows the neighbors were getting tired of him raping those chickens. Bevets honey, please stop raping those chickens!
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| 24. | Nas | ||
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Nasir Jones, otherwise known as Nas or Nasty Nas, is the best lyricist of all-time in the rap game, easily the best rapper alive, and maybe the best all-time. From Queensbridge, New York, he is one of the realest rappers all-time. He is hugely respected by anyone who knows shit about rap. His first album, 'Illmatic', (1994) is widely considered as one of the best rap albums of all-time, if not THE best. His second album, 'It Was Written' (1996) more or less equaled the genius of Illmatic. Nas shit on Jay-Z in their beef after the death of legend Biggie Smalls, and is the king of NYC. Nas was the foundation for the lyrical rap of the '90s and although he is the realest rapper and is connected to the underground movement, is widely known even in the mainstream. Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches
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What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother You traded your soul for riches My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous And now I smile like a proud dad, watchin his only son that made it You seem to be only concerned with dissin women Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly? Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly In '88 you was gettin chased through your buildin Callin my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers All I did was gave you a style for you to run with -Nas, 'Ether' Jesus died at age 33, there's thirty-three shots from twin glocks there's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two Which means, one of my guns was holdin 17 Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you Everybody gotta die sometime; hope your funeral never gets shot up, bullets tear through the innocent Nothin is fair, niggaz roll up, shootin from wheelchairs My heart is racin, tastin revenge in the air I let the shit slide for too many years, too many times Now I'm strapped with a couple of macs, too many nines If y'all niggaz really wit me get busy load up the semis Do more than just hold it explode the clip until you empty There's nothin in our way - they bust, we bust, they rust, we rust Led flyin, feel it? I feel it in my gut THAT WE TAKE THESE BITCHES TO WAR, LIE 'EM DOWN CAUSE WE STRONGER NOW MY NIGGA THE ... |
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| 25. | Muslims | ||
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A lot of people think Muslims are terriost. Not all Muslim hate Americans and want to blow up buildings and people. Most Americans don't understand that Muslim religion is well known in Africa , Asia and the Middle East. There is over 1 billion people that worship Allah known as God in the Muslim religion. The Majority of Muslims come from Africa, Middle East and India. There are two groups of Muslims, one being the Sunni and the other being Shia Sunni is the largeest denomination followed by the Shia. The majority of Sunni Muslims come from Indonesia, Lower Egypt, Somalia, Jordan, Lebannon, Syria, Sri Lanka and Palestine. The Shia believed that the Prohet Muhammad relatives should have ruled Islam. through the blood line. After the death of Muhammad the country of Islam was torn in two. more...
The Shia wanted Ali Muhammad (cousin and son in law of the Prophet Muhammand) to take over Isam. The Sunni Mulism wasn't going to be governed by Ali Mu hammad. They wanted a differnt ruler. They decided to have Abu Bakr to lead the Sunni Muslims. Both groups are fighting over who's beliefs are similar to the Prophet Muhammad. In the Muslim culture the Prophet Muhammad is the annoited one just like Jesus Christ is to Christian and the Jews. This is why you see alot of Muslim men are named Ali or Muhammad. It is a honor to name you son after the Prophet Muhammad or Ali Muhammad. This is similar to the Christian standard of naming your son Daivd,Phillip, Peter, Paul etc. The Sunni believed... |
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| 26. | Ba humblogger | ||
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individual who shares online with the world thier "FUCK CHRISTMAS" negative thoughts thru text, pictures, and/or video & audio. one who doesn't care about the Saviour or His Peeps a virtual "HOLI-TARD" or H-TARD" someone with a bad attitude combined with negative Christmas cheer and network access add them up and volla! there you go! a ba humblogger "hey bro? Merry Christmas to you and, have you read your cousin's latest Holiday blog?" "Thanks and a very happy Jesus' Birthday to You paly!, and I checked it out it's all about how much he be hating about December 25th The Lord Jesus and the Day He Was Born- cuz is a ba humblogger"
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| 27. | Alabama | ||
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A U.S. state that neighbors the relative economic giants of Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee, as well as fellow failure state, Mississippi. more...
The state has two main football teams that matter to nobody outside of the state. These are not real football teams, they are college ones. NFL teams are generally reserved for states with actual cities. Ironically, many Auburn/Alabama fans did not graduate high school, and view college students as "queers". The native dress is Overalls (no shirt) for men, and oversized faded Looney Tunes t-shirts and purple sweatpants for women. The native cuisine is Skoal and Makers Mark. They typically love to talk about "Southern Hospitality", and it is generally true... unless you are gay or not Baptist. In this case, you're better off going to more hospitable places like Beirut or Haiti. Politically, the state is very conservative. It went for McCain/Palin in 2008, because Jesus was not on the ballot that year. They approved a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in 2006 with 81 percent of the population voting to preserve "traditional marriage" in the state. Traditional marriage in Alabama is defined as a union between one man and his sister/pretty female cousin. The fertility rate in Alabama is one of the highest in the third world. Most common names for children are Cooter, Cletus, and Skeeter for boys. For girls the most common names are Jolene, Angel, and Starla. |
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