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John Cornelius O'Callaghan V, lead singer of the band The Maine as of July 3, 2010. see twitter.com/johnmaine for proof MM: I asked The Maine to hold me down!
DK: Why? MM: Because Jesus is their singer! |
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The only hippy anyone ever listened too. Hippy: "You can't OWN property"
Jesus: "It's all good." |
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Jehovah's first born who willingly left his lofty position in heaven and sacrificed his life on earth. This is the greatest act of love and compensates for the sin of Adam and Eve. Jesus claimed, in the Bible gospels, that he will transform the earth into a paradise. Dude, today Jesus is seperating people like sheeps and goats.
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A nice guy who taught love, kindness, tolerance, etc. Sacrificed himself because we're all giant penises. Now people claim to follow his teachings, but just screw them over. Oh look, there's Jesus over there! The world's gonna end.
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the original zombie dude jesus died on a cross and came back 3 days later
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Jesus is the light of the world. He died for our sins. He loves us enough to die on a cross for us. He never will forsake us. He is the Son of God. "Jesus died so my sins could be forgiven," said the little girl.
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Our savior
Who died on the cross to save us from our sins. The one who keeps my faith alive.
I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus. |
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