Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006
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