When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.
After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.
by Lucy Dorphin October 07, 2011
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Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.
My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg
by KP the black man February 04, 2009