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1. Someone's feet that are so big, that when they walk, they kinda look like they are trying to kick Jesus off his cloud.
2. A pair of shoes that are too big for the person wearing them
1. that dude has some serious jesus kickers, he should do what those Chinese women do and gradualy make them smaller before he wakes up The Son Of God
2.That clown has the biggest Jesus kickers this side of the known frontier
by Charlie Mcnamara November 30, 2006

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