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1. jesus juice
wine
Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.
2. jesus juice
Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.
Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.
3. jesus juice
all alc mixed together
grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice
4. jesus juice
jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not coke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in it.it was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.
noob:GUYS! THE HAVENS R COMING! DRINK THE JESUS JUICE!!
everyone:*dies of drinking jesus juice*
5. Jesus Juice
Well Its basically..Kahlula, Vodka, Rum, Whisky, Rye, and Sprite with a lil bit of orange pop. Devon My brah made it up and its pretty awesome we get crunked off of it all the time Good times on May long man
Jesus Juice The ultimate drinkIt all took place on may long and it doesnt give you too bad of a hang over/. no it actually goes we drank like 3 pitchers of water after that
6. Jesus Juice
The ejaculation from a male genitalia.
I shot my jesus juice on her back.
by SwiftyOne Apr 19, 2005 add a video
7. Jesus Juice
Wine served in a Diet Coke can, with the purpose of getting a thirteen year old drunk enough to shag a pale freak with a funny nose.
"shut up and drink your jesus juice it will make my pop-god spunk taste better"
by Puck U May 3, 2005 add a video
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