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a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.
character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".
by orangebuzz2000 December 12, 2007

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