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proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.

person 2: she left HIM.

person 1: yeah, he left her.
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 18, 2007
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Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!
by loserxcore August 12, 2005
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"I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson.
by Stuart James October 05, 2005
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she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.
i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.
by nicky lachey October 10, 2006
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A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good Christian
Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief
by ROB January 16, 2005
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this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!
jessica simpson is not a dumb blonde! she is a beautiful person with a lot of talent.
by chris smith July 15, 2004
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A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.
Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!
by Matt Clark February 25, 2005
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