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the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense
jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton
by M. Ghandi May 05, 2006
 
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Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.
Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.
by Balla Boi September 22, 2005
 
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a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =]
Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!
by Kelly_hotness April 02, 2007
 
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The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!
Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!
by Piranha April 01, 2005
 
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A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.
She is SUCH a jessica simpson.
by phoebeeee January 26, 2007
 
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God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.
Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.
by Elliott Johnson March 11, 2006
 
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chicken or tuna.....?
i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr
by simpleplanfan May 03, 2004
 
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A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.
Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!
by Matt Clark February 25, 2005