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the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense
jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton
by M. Ghandi May 05, 2006
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stupid byotch, plain and simple.
Is it chicken or tuna..?
by loooorrnadoonnne June 17, 2005
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a freshly turned out whore.
Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 03, 2005
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Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?

Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
Your so Jessica Simpson!
by dontaskme November 12, 2007
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proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.

person 2: she left HIM.

person 1: yeah, he left her.
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 18, 2007
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26.
A former pop star who never exactly claimed the success of Britney Spears in the music department, who has completely ruined her once lovable and pretty image with bad plastic surgery, and has had a pretty shitty music career ever since divorcing Nick Lachey which forced her to switch into becoming an actress.. which is just plain wrong!
Jessica Simpson's last cd 'A Public Affair', sold less than a million copies while Ashlee Simpson's last CD sold over 3.5 million copies, maybe should get back with Nick to rekindle her success!
by CallyLove August 09, 2007
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When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
by elladrew April 19, 2005
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A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.
Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!
by loserxcore August 12, 2005
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