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15. jessica simpson
a hot blonde who everyone thinks is dumb, but is actually intelligent enough to play dumb to make money
Chicken? Tuna? Let the dollars roll in! I'm fucking Jessica Simpson!
16. jessica simpson
one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake
17. jessica simpson
plastic whore
plastic ass, nose, & boobs. jessica simpson is a plastic lookin bitch.
18. jessica simpson
Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
19. Jessica Simpson
a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.
20. jessica simpson
a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde
21. jessica simpson
a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
by reese Nov 25, 2004 add a video
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