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Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!
Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!
by Enna B. January 08, 2005
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plastic ass, nose, & boobs. jessica simpson is a plastic lookin bitch.
by nancytron G January 29, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake
by me777 July 24, 2006
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
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a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
by reese November 25, 2004
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a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
by Quenetteo September 26, 2005
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!
Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!
by Piranha April 01, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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