|1.||Jesse St. James|
1. the single greatest character to ever to grace FOX's hit television show, Glee.
3. can accomplish anything.
4. better than Chuck Norris
5. often dresses as if he is attending a funeral
Jesse St. James doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”
Jesse St. James once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
Jesse St. James wears black because if he didn’t, he would outshine you more than he already has.
The pairing of Rachel Berry and Jesse St. James on the TV show Glee. Played by Broadway costars and best friends Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.
Jesse originally approached Rachel to try and reunite her with her biological mother and quickly fell in love, even though he wasn't supposed to. The two of them are arrogant drama queens who are driven as hell and often feel separated from other people. As Rachel said, 'their deep respect for each other's talent will carry them through.' As the stars of two rival Glee clubs, the two had a lot of enemies.
Obviously tortured, Jesse was forced to break an egg on Rachel's head, and didn't show his face until about a year later when he returned from college to apologize. Rachel accepted and hinted that all was not lost for them as a pair, but alas, the writers of Glee are total morons and so they didn't end up together and Rachel was allowed to become the pathetic, whiny bitch she never was with Jesse.
R: "I thought you'd never come back."
J: "And miss all your drama? Never."
"I don't know why all these people like Finchel, it's toxic. St. Berry brought out the best in both characters, had far more chemistry, and understood each other better."
|3.||St. Joseph, MO|
Saint Joseph, Mo. is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed. Also home of the armpit of America. Had the highest spanish population growth in the U.S. in 2010. Home of the oldest saloon west of the Mississippi; First Ward House. Saltine Crackers were invented in St. Joe.
Let's go to St. Joseph, Mo to relish the smell of the South end.
Country United States of Americamore...
Incorporated June 5, 1837
- Mayor Bill White
- City 601.7 sq mi (1,558 km2)
- Land 579.4 sq mi (1,501 km2)
- Water 22.3 sq mi (57.7 km2)
Elevation 43 ft (13 m)
- City 2,208,180 (4th)
- Density 3,828/sq mi (1,471/km2)
- Urban 3,822,509
- Metro 5,628,101 (6th Largest)
- Demonym Houstonian
Time zone CST (UTC-6)
- Summer (DST) CDT (UTC-5)
Area code(s) 713, 281, 832
FIPS code 48-350003
GNIS feature ID 13809484
Houston (pronounced /ˈhjuːstən/) is the fourth-largest city in the United States of America and the largest city within the state of Texas. As of the 2007 U.S. Census estimate, the city has a population of 2.2 million within an area of 600 square miles (1,600 km²). Houston is the seat of Harris County and the economic center of the Houston–Sugar Land–Baytown metropolitan area—the sixth-largest metropolitan area in the U.S. with a population of 5.6 million.
Houston was founded on August 30, 1836 by brothers Augustus Chapman Allen and John Kirby Allen5 on land near the banks of ...
A syndrome/insecurity often associated with feeling shorter than the average person, typically a person who feels short with this syndrome will do anything in there power to compensate for their stubby-ness.
Yo, Jesse I just bought a new set of 22's for my car, and wouldn't you know it my James went out and bought 24's for his. He must have a case of the St. Hilaire's.
What a fucking midget.
Peace and blessing's peace and blessing's
It's really not that bad. At least that's what the people who live there try to think. What is there to do? Nothing. That's why they have so many drugs. It's full of indie college students and the high schoolers get dumber as they get older. If you're looking for drugs, just ask anyone. They most likely have a hook up. If you HAVE to visit: Hogan Brothers and Blue Monday are a "good" nofo expierience. Jesse James tried to rob this bank and this dude was like "get your guns" and a bunch of people got shot and that was basically it. But thanks jesse, for making it impossible to drive ANYWHERE that one week in september. P.S. Don't mention faribault.
mother: jimmy, have you been doing drugs
25 year old jimmy: i don't know what drugs are....
mother: clean your room. you have nothing better to do.
person from northfield: your town smells like ass.
person from faribault: shut the fuck up, you're 25 and you live with your mom.
person from northfield: wanna buy some drugs?
A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?