jestered 

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.

Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!

jestered by CovoCava June 24, 2018

Jaspered 

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

Jaspered by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

jesperetic delay 

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

jesperetic delay by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

Jeepered 

To be chased and taken by someone in a noisy black jeep or any noisy black truck, like in the film Jeepers Creepers.

Oh goodness Bob I'm so worried that Maggie is gonna go to that party and get herself Jeepered!

Jeepered by Leonidas The Grand March 26, 2023

jaspered 

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.

"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

or

"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."

jaspered by ScrappyTheCoco February 20, 2011

Jaspered 

You’re sat in the barbour’s chair and he gets a little too close so his penis brushes against your arm

He jaspered me again. I’m never going back!

Jaspered by Urban fox August 24, 2018

jaspered 

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

jaspered by Jasonater March 15, 2010