Jesit 

A new cracker, similar to Chees-its, that they will be offering at communion in churches. Named after Christ.

Today we celebrated the lord with wine and Jesits.

Jesit by Clay August 23, 2003

Jesuits 

God's personal Marine Corps.

Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!

Jesuits by harry flashman July 12, 2003

jesuits 

The popular name for the monastic order called the Society of Jesus. The order was founded by Ignatius de Loyola in 1534, and was recognized by the pope in 1540. The mission of the Jesuits was in three areas: teaching, service to the nobility, and missionary work in foreign lands. Their greatest mark was made in education, and the Collegio Romano was their primary seminary.

See above....wait, the example is too short???

jesuits by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

jesita 

She’s really funny and usually Asian. She tends to have a low self esteem and isn’t the smartest but smart. She likes to always be included but isn’t one to do things just for attention. She’s cute and loyal most of the time. Sometimes she isn’t as trustworthy as she usually is but you can’t stay mad with her for long.

Oh ye she’s definitely a Jesita.

jesita by NinjaKitten12 January 16, 2018

Jesit 

A new type of Cheesit made from the Holy Bread.
This new Holy Bread has a delicious cheesy flavor.

"It's cheesy and Holy. It's a Jesit!"

Jesit by TrumpTowers August 18, 2008

Jesuits 

If you want torture, they've got it: iron maidens, thumbscrews (the original gameboys), the rack (not tits, folks), the wheel, cat o' ninetails, anal pears, whips, water-torture (but not Chinese because Jesuits considered them heathens), and painful vises to make you confess even imaginary vices! This is the Spanish Inquisition at its finest. You want zealots; Jesuits are Zealot's-R-Us's finest antique models.
Can you think of anything better than being brutally tortured until you confess to being a filthy heathen (probably a jew) in love with (and having had vast orgies with the minions of) Satan?

What a bunch of bastards...

"Jesuits?"
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
(partly taken from Monty Python)

Jesuits by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

Jesit 

communion at catholic church

The priest ask everyone to come forward to get their Jesit.

Jesit by HVACMAN2000 October 27, 2008