Gin and Tonic, especially pluralized; common pronunciation of the abbreviation "G&T" used in England.
"A couple of stiffish jerts, Jeeves."
"Yes, sir."
"Stiffish, Jeeves. Not too much tonic, but splash the gin about a bit."
- P.G. Wodehouse
"Yes, sir."
"Stiffish, Jeeves. Not too much tonic, but splash the gin about a bit."
- P.G. Wodehouse
by Jordan Samuelson October 24, 2011
When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017
An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.
by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019
jert is a skinny french kid that wears tight pants and walks around screaming jesus on his way to auschwitz.
by lord of everything LMAO April 19, 2007
by Zheleznyak June 13, 2007
Jert: a person who loves Freddie Mercury, scary movies, and Quentin Terantino. He wears black skinny jeans and listens almost exclusively to Queen and Indie/alt.
See that boy over there in the beanie and the Queen tee drinking hard black coffee? He’s definitely a Jert.
by Big T 123 November 28, 2019