Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?
Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.