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Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
by jersey4life January 18, 2011

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