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–noun, plural -- jersey cows
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
A: "I was walking through New Jersey and thought I was on a ranch."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
by bobbybfunk February 25, 2010
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