| 1. | Jeremy Kyle | ||
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Officially the best man on British TV. Chat show host like Trisha, Ricky Lake, etc. Much better! Jeremy Kyle deals with life situations and always tells it how it is. The most perfect man ever. Girl1: "Did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night?"
Girl2: "Yeahh I cant believe that guy cheatin on her husband with her sister." Girl1: "Yeah me too! But Jeremy Kyle sorted it out!" Girl2: "Wow, yeah. I wish every guy was that honest." |
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| 2. | Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than | ||
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Essentially to be a hypocrite. To tell people to do as you say, not what you do. From British daytime TV host Jeremy Kyle who constantly berates his guests for their bad behaviour then goes home to smoke crack and beat his wife. In the meantime, Graham, the show's counsellor, takes the guests backstage and takes advantage of them. Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than:
"My dad just told me off for wanking in the bath. He's worse than Jeremy Kyle." |
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| 3. | Jeremy Kylish | ||
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Someone who is Jeremy Kylish is:
A person who has either been a guest on the Jeremy Kyle Show*, or looks as though they should. *A TV show on ITV Emma: Woah, look at that lady, Jeremy Kylish much?
Bernice: Lol! Her hair looks like it hasn't been washed for a month, gawwg! |
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| 4. | baggers | ||
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A Baggers is what becomes of a man after he's been D.Frenched. Baggers : "My life was going well as a highly paid TV talk show celeb. But after the Frenching. I'm just ... barely clinging on to my happieness..."
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