jerkstore 

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

jerkstore by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

jerkstore 

background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."

Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called... they're running out of you.

jerkstore by richie! November 15, 2004

JERKSTORE 

a comeback muttered under your breath when you can't think of anything better to say.

joe: hey bobby, i just did your mom!
bobby: (muttering) jerkstore.

JERKSTORE by gofuk yerself November 18, 2005

JERKSTORE 

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

JERKSTORE by Andrew September 26, 2003

Jerkstore 

An individual who is a huge jerk while simultaneously being a boring and bad influence. Similar to avoid bag of dicks.

Sam couldn't believe what a jerkstore Hannah was when she rudely berated her awesome father.

Jerkstore by Jerkstore October 1, 2014

jerestine 

gold , lioness

jerestine is a lioness and everyone fears her

jerestine by by keepguessing dec,2019 November 22, 2021

jerestine 

jerestine is a hot , classy and terrifying girl , she is a lioness , if she catches you talking shit bout her , prepare yourself

she has a huge heart for those she loves

oh dude that’s jerestine she’s a lioness

jerestine by by keepguessing dec,2019 November 22, 2021