| 1. | jerking the gherkin | ||
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We caught John jerking the gherkin.
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| 2. | the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger | ||
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Masturbation.
In other words: Choking the chicken Choking the monkey wacking off jerking off shaking hands with man's best friend teasing the weasel Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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| 3. | Varnishing the Barn | ||
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A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc. My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn
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| 4. | milking the trouser snake | ||
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Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm. "Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
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| 5. | Pumping out the bisquick | ||
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Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick
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| 6. | Slap the Sheik | ||
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to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank. more...
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| 7. | throwing the ham javelin | ||
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the act of masturbation I developed my strong grip by throwing the ham javelin.
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