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1. Jerking off with both hands
An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
2. Hammerhanding
Jerking off with two hands
Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.
3. Metro Station
When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.
"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"

"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"
4. numby dicks
A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.
My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.
5. Sig Munching
When two Kappa Sigs masturbate each other while both throw up the Gamma with their free hands.
After finally agreeing on what picture to use for their Christmas card, the three gammas made time for some Sig Munching.
6. ambidickstrous
Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.
One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.
7. Snoodling
When two penises commonly in TS porn jerk each others cocks off simultaneously with the same hand or hands. Can lead to fucking the same hand also snoodling.

Commonly mistaken for Docking.
She grabbed my dick placed it in her hand with her own and we started snoodling. Man a ts knows how to make a man cum.
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