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The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 15, 2007
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our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of
i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos
by nathan March 21, 2005
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The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.
"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
by CollaBear January 10, 2012
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When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?
by Valo January 01, 2005
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without lubrication, just raw.
I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.
by Fredwasright October 06, 2005
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