Urban Dictionary: jerk-off

4.	jerk-off
	Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off. 07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead 07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why 07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it buy jerk-off mugs & shirts loser douche moron retard idiot by [u]{s}[e]{r} Jul 11, 2011 add a video
1.	jerk-off
	To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly. I went to jerk-off in your face! buy jerk-off mugs & shirts jerk-off masterbate tug penis hot horny by Chris Feda Aug 23, 2007 add a video
2.	jerk-off
	George W. Bush George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off. buy jerk-off mugs & shirts asshole fuckbag failure asswipe texan by Energy Apr 23, 2006 add a video

3.	Jerk-off
	(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc. Biggie: go get me a sandwich Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off Biggie: what? buy jerk-off mugs & shirts by Brennan Kennedy May 12, 2005 add a video
5.	Jerk-off
	A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins. Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.) Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday! buy jerk-off mugs & shirts jerkoff jerk off jerk chicken rice and peas bbq by King Jerk II Apr 27, 2009 add a video
6.	jerk-off
	Stupid; idiotic. "I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?" buy jerk-off mugs & shirts stupid jerk off idiot moron asshole by hello~ Jun 8, 2012 add a video