Jerk Cooking
jerk jurk –verb (used with object)

1. to preserve meat –adjective

2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.

3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling with Pimento wood: jerk chicken.

Jerk Chicken, originating from Jamaica, is a spicy dish that includes some or all of these ingredients: Allspice, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Scallions and fresh Thyme.

Authentic Jerk Chicken utilizes Jamaican Allspice as the defining element of jerk Cooking.

The entire Allspice tree, which Jamaicans call pimento wood, is used: the crushed berries are rubbed into the skin; the pimento wood burns hot an...

The act of grabbing your penis with your hand, squeezing it hard, and tugging the shit out of it til you cum all over the floor/your belly/your girlfriends belly/porno mag/tv screen/keyboard/whatever...
also to masturbate, jack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, play with your cock and balls.

To jerk the bird or masturbate

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)