jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling with Pimento wood: jerk chicken.
Jerk Chicken, originating from Jamaica, is a spicy dish that includes some or all of these ingredients: Allspice, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Scallions and fresh Thyme.
Authentic Jerk Chicken utilizes Jamaican Allspice as the defining element of jerk Cooking.
The entire Allspice tree, which Jamaicans call pimento wood, is used: the crushed berries are rubbed into the skin; the pimento wood burns hot an...
|2.||pound the pudd|
The act of grabbing your penis with your hand, squeezing it hard, and tugging the shit out of it til you cum all over the floor/your belly/your girlfriends belly/porno mag/tv screen/keyboard/whatever...
also to masturbate, jack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, play with your cock and balls.
"OMG I was soo fuckin horney last night, i couldnt wait to get home and pound the pudd"
|3.||free the slaves|
To jerk the bird or masturbate
Men watch porn and then free the slaves!
|4.||milking the trouser snake|
Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
|5.||skin the pigeon|
To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.
Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."
|6.||Slap the Sheik|
to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.more...
|7.||take the rest of the day off|
To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.
(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)
"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."
Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."