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to masturbate - to hold the hot dog, and cause yourself to have an orgasm while thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys I'm a pedophile but don't want to go to jail, so I'll just go home and jerk off.
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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around. 3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off 4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior. "Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car." "Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.) "Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice." "That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag." |
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V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
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rubbing your dick intensely; what you do if u cant get any pussy *Tell a friend to do this*
Follow Directions: 1) close your eyes 2) bite your lips 3) now pretend your rolling dice |
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to masturbate with hands i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes
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used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen) I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!
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slang for masturbating excessively Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
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1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser. 3) You. 1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off. 3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts! |
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