A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!
Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.
Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!
Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.
Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
Similar to a circle jerk, a wave jerk is when a group of guys all join in on a Google Wave session and, using some video extension, all jerk off to the same porn video.
ThunderCat4000: yo after i log off dis game i'm havin a wave jerk wit my frenzz wanna join? we're redtubin it baby.
1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate utilizing a sock or stocking for extra pleasure followed by shopping at a store with a masculine inventory then consuming a circular pie of meat and cheese with a fermented beverage with hops then completing the task by masturbating into an additional tube shaped garment.
3. An idiom used extensively in the off-road community meaning to jerk-off or masturbate.
1. Question: What should I do tonight?
The kiddies are at Grandma's and Tuesday the wife is driving down to pick them up and won't be back until Wednesday night. So, I'm "stag" for Tuesday night (sheesh, does anyone use that word anymore?). It literally has been years since I've had a night to myself. What should I do?
1. Go bar-hopping with some single friends.
2. Go to a baseball game.
3. Hang out with a friend that my wife can't stand.
4. Go shopping at Ramsey Outdoors for fall fishing season, then order in a pizza and drink beer.
5. Clean the house, do the shopping, and get to bed early for a nice night's sleep.
6. Jerk off in a sock.
Answer: You should 6-4-6.
2. I'm horny, I'm gonna go in the bathroom and 6-4-6.
A party game in which a group of men jerk off onto a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it.
Awe shucks, i've lot the game of spunky biscuit, and I have to eat it!
1. To jerk off delightfully.
1. "Why are you tired? Did you already wacky?"
2. "I wackied before the big game to reduce stress."
3. "Are you nervous?" "No, I already wackied."
4. "Stop sending me links to Big Tit Nurses 3! I already wackied!!!"
Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.
"Last night, I played the unbeatable game. Best night of sleep I've gotten in quite a while."