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1. Jerk-off Diet
Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
2. Jerk-off Fasting
Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
3. Skinny Bitch Syndrome
Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:

- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.

If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
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4. The Panama Canal
When you're standing up, fucking a Latino girl in the ass from behind, and you jam her arm into her birth canal to grab the shape of your penis, and have her jerk it off until cum pours out her ass.
"Ahh maaaan...last night was insane...oh shit I forgot....did you end up fuckin' that old mexican chick?" "Naaaa...I just fed her a handful of expired diet pills and gave her The Panama Canal."
5. Anarchyist
Shitty "anarchists" who lack criticism of the existing world that goes much beyond punk nihilism or petulant observations that shit sucks and whose strategy for change is pretty much breaking things and acting like a dick. Probably vegan and definitely a dick about whatever obscure complicated diet their on. They tend to adhere to college-town fads in general.

As opposed to the anti-state socialists who were an integral part of much progress in the early part of the 20th century including union movements, early military opposition to fascism, the routing of Denkin's White Army, and popular socialist resistance to the Bolshevic coup in the Russian empire. Shit that was hard, often got them shot and wasn't even considered cool at the time.

The Greeks are an interesting case since their anarchyists are part of a wider movement against the government, with most street fighting occurring within and in support of of larger general strikes and protests, and they actually have the guts and forethought to cause real targeted damage and not just jerk off about throwing newspaper boxes in the street and calling workers sellouts. While this is a net positive development, it confuses many Americans who can't tell the difference between an anarchist group with a formal structure, that wants people to show up on time and follow through on commitments, and the fucking Cheka.
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